Znaes deka si makedonec koga : 1.your grandfather always has a shot of 'rakija' for breakfast; 2.even if you are a girl, your parents (who can't remember your name) call you 'sine'; 3.your uncle makes his own wine that's stronger than 'rakija'; 4.your mother insists that 'promaja' will kill you; 5.your mother insists you must eat something with 'sirenje' at least three times a week; 6.you use 'rakija' to cure all illnesses, celebrate all occasions and as a massage or shaving lotion; 7.you celebrate Christmas, Easter and New Year two weeks after everyone else; 8.your 'baba' will not accept the fact that you are not hungry; 9.you go to a restaurant and bring your own drinks; 10.you go to you're 'baba's' house, she offers you 'supa', 'sarma', 'piperki' or 'kolbasi' and gets upset when you don't eat EVERYTHING; 11.when you have four pairs of 'vlecki' in your wardrobe; 12.all other action stops when you hear the music of 'Ogan da go gori' or 'Biser balkanski'; 13.when your mom calls you 'stoka'; 14.there's a slab of fat in your fridge called 'SLANINA'; 15.your parents still prefer to buy tapes rather than CDs; 16.your mum has a whole pharmacy in her medicine cabinet; 17.your parents think everything is a conspiracy; 18.you definitely know you are a 'Macho' when you mix 'Kisela voda' with 'Smederevka' at a local 'birtija'; 19.you have at least a whole 'tendzere' left over with food after the whole family has eaten; 20.everyone asks you how much money you made on your wedding night; 21.your wife has to make you food everyday and if she doesn't she is not a 'domakinka'; 22.your parents invite 500 people over to your house because it is your 'slava'; 23.your parents can eat 'luti piperki' like chocolate and not break out on a sweat; 24.the house has to be vacuumed at least ten times a week; 25.after a late night out with your mates on a Friday night, your mum comes into your room at 8.00 in the morning and vacuums your room and tells you to get up because it's almost lunch time; 26.your fridge always has more beer than food, just in case ,gosti' came over; 27.you always bargain at the market and try to get discounts; 28.your friends call you 'peer!'
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